Chocolate is better than sex (2)

1. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped !

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2. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

3.With chocolate, there's no need to fake it.

4. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

5. Good chocolate is easy to find.

6. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

7. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.




8. When you have chocolate, it does not keep your neighbours awake.

9. With chocolate, size does not matter; its always good!

10. You can fondle chocolates in a supermarket ... and you know how firm it is before you take it home ... LOL !